WHO CARES,

Yes, it’s a statement, not a question,

Another similar statement could also be, WHO FUCKING CARES. OR, WHY DO YOU CARE? That one is more of a question.

But seriously, this isn’t news, it barely passes for entertainment, unless figure skating is the only other thing on, then Tiger Woods is slightly more interesting than anything else.

This story is actually a toss up between which is more exciting, Tiger Woods playing golf, and Tiger Woods not playing golf.

I could give a shit about either, on the bright side, tons of aspiring rich little golfers are now feeling better about Tiger.

If he practices real hard, (and starts winning again) every one will forget. (Ahem, Kobe Bryant anyone?)

Tiger may even get his sponsors back.

Because thats who really got hurt in this, Why doesn’t anyone think of the sponsors when they’re cheating on their Swedish model wives?

Sex Rehab Tiger? c’mon, no one is buying that, but A for effort for sure.